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Teacher – Ye batao bachho duniya me kitne desh hai.?
Chintu – Sir ker di na apne pagloo wali baat, duniya me,
Bas ek hi Desh hai baki sab to Videsh hai…

Police darwaja khat-khatati hai..
Mahila – Kon hai ?
Police – Ji hum Police hai apke pati ka Accident ho gya hai,
wo ekdam papad ban gaye hai..
Mahila – To darawaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai niche se sarka doo…

Behen to Bhai —
Behen – Bhai ek shayari sunau.?
Bhai – ha suna na..
Behen – Mere pair me jutta..
Bhai – Wah-wah,wah-wah
Behen – Mere pair me jutta or,
Bhai mera kutta…
Bhai shock Behen rock

Kehte hai ultey hath se kuchh bhi Khao ya piyo,
Wo shaitan ke pet me jata hai,
Isisliye mai ultay hath se cigarette pita hu,
Shaitan ko hi Cancer hoga..

Tik-Tok ko bhi corona ho gya,
Khud to chal basa Or Sampark me,
Ane wale 58 bhi chal base

Duniya Gol nhi hai,
Duniya matlabi hai,
or ha wo bhi jo tum Soch rhe ho…

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