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“Chewgum” chabate hue pet bhi
Sochta hoga kya kha rha hai jo
Niche nahi aa rha hai.

Kal ek ladki ne propose kiya aur boli,
Aap bahut cute lagte hoo,,
Maine turant block maar diya,
Saala mere sath majaak..

Khush rehna koi pressure cooker se sikho,
Niche aag lagi ho phi bhi seeti bajata hai..

Aanshu tere gire to ankh meri hoo,
Dil tera dukhe to dhadkan meri hoo,
Khuda kare ki humari dosti itni gehri hoo ki,
Maar tujhe pade or galti meri hoo……

Joke of the day :-
Your EX is now someone’s TRUE LOVE.

Agar koi Stree yah kahe ki wah apne pati,
Se jyada apne bacho se pyar kerti hai,
To wah juth bool rhi hai kyoki,
Wah apne bacho ko padosi ke pass chhod ker ja sakti hai,
Lekin apne pati ko kabhi nahi.

Meri girlfriend itni bhulakkad hai,
Kambakht paida hona hi bhul gayi.

Jab ladkiyoon ko apni tariif karwani hoti hai,
Tab ek hi baat bolti hai,
“MAI BAHUT BURI HUN NA”

Mobile company agar sach bolne lage,
To log dang ho jayenge,
“jisse aap sampark kerna chahte hai wo jaanbujhker phone nhi utha rhe hai”.

Ye “NAHANA” bhi apni samajh se bahar hai..!
Jis shabd me hi aage “N” hai or pichhe “NA” hai…
To bich me duniya “HA” karane per kyon tuli hai..?

Khauf to humara unse puchho..
Jo apni Girlfriend ko kehta hai.
Ise block ker de

Kuchh log raat ko itne sad quotes,
Stories me post karte hai jaise,
Dinner me bhi dhokha kha kar aaye hai

Someone:- My mom against “Inter-cast marriage”
Lekin mammy ko Jodha-Akbar serial bhi bahut pasand hai.
“AISA KAISE CHALEGA MAMMY”

Meri khamoshi ko kamzori na samjhna,
Hum ander hi ander gali dete hai.

Me:-  Sad kyu hai?

Friend:-  Bandi ko online gift bheja aur brekup ho gaya.

Kyoooo??

Friend:-  It was “cash on delivery”

Someone:- Tum apne best friend ko gaaliyaan kyu dete ho??
Me:- Zere to de nahi sakta, aulaad hai meri…

Boys :- Ye to ladki hai ye kya PUBG khelegi…
Girls be like :- Beta mai tere zindagi se khel jau,
ye to phir bhi PUBG hai.

Sucess ka intezar hai bas…..
Dukh bhari struggle story toh kab se ready karke rakhi hai humne.

Bhale hi Ladkiyoon ki Shakal gobhi jaisi ho,
lekin bhaw paneer ki tarah khayengi.

Jab koi hath or sath dono chhod deta hai,
Tab kudrat kisi dost ko ungli pakadne ke liye bhej deti hai,
Jo apko sidhe THHEKE tak le jata hai.

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