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Papa – Beti 12th ke baad kya kregi..?
Beti – MBA..
Papa – wah beti Bahut khub..
Beti – Papa MBA matlab
‘MIYA KE BAHO ME AARAM’

Ladki – Mai bahut akeli Feel kerti hu..,
Koi mujhpe dhyan nhi deta,
Docter – Ek DP ‘Lunch ke baad’
Ek DP’Dinner ke baad’
Edit ke sath

Dost – Bhai tu Roz daaru pee ke ghar jata hai,
Bhabhi kuchh kehti nahi kya tujhe..?
Kehti hai na – KIDE pade tumhare dosto ko

Mariz Dr. Se- Sir aap Wada kro ki aap hasoge nhi..
Dr. – Ok promise nhi hasunga..
Mariz ne apni paint uper kerke tang dikhai jo bhut patli thi,
Dr. ki Hasi chut gai fir sorry bola or puchha.
Dr – btao kya taqliff hai,
Mariz – ye suz rhi hai..
Dr bhag sale tu bas hasane ke liye aya hai..

Rawan jalte hue bheed se bola..
Maine tumhari biwi nhi uthai thi,
jo mujhe har saal jalate ho..
Bheed se ek admi bola Humari nhi uthai,
Isiliye tujhe jala rhe hai..

Dudh ko 2 mint gas pe chhodne ke baad,
Dudh bhi ye gana sunata hai,
Mujhe chhod ker jo tum jaoge,
Bada pachhtaoge, Bada pachhtaoge..

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