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Dear Math,
I am sick and Tiered of finding your ‘X’
Just Accept the fact, She is gone.
Move on dude……

Bhukh pyas kuchh nikat na awe ..
Mobile jab hath me awe…

“Chewgum” chabate hue pet bhi
Sochta hoga kya kha rha hai jo
Niche nahi aa rha hai.

Kal ek ladki ne propose kiya aur boli,
Aap bahut cute lagte hoo,,
Maine turant block maar diya,
Saala mere sath majaak..

Khush rehna koi pressure cooker se sikho,
Niche aag lagi ho phi bhi seeti bajata hai..

Aanshu tere gire to ankh meri hoo,
Dil tera dukhe to dhadkan meri hoo,
Khuda kare ki humari dosti itni gehri hoo ki,
Maar tujhe pade or galti meri hoo……

Joke of the day :-
Your EX is now someone’s TRUE LOVE.

Agar koi Stree yah kahe ki wah apne pati,
Se jyada apne bacho se pyar kerti hai,
To wah juth bool rhi hai kyoki,
Wah apne bacho ko padosi ke pass chhod ker ja sakti hai,
Lekin apne pati ko kabhi nahi.

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