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Meri girlfriend itni bhulakkad hai,
Kambakht paida hona hi bhul gayi.

Jab ladkiyoon ko apni tariif karwani hoti hai,
Tab ek hi baat bolti hai,
“MAI BAHUT BURI HUN NA”

Wo Hindu ko bhi marta hai..
Wo muslim ko bhi marta hai..
Wo sikh ko bhi maar deta hai ,
Issai ko v maar deta hai…
MISS CALL marne walon ka koi majhab nhi hota sahab..

Mobile company agar sach bolne lage,
To log dang ho jayenge,
“jisse aap sampark kerna chahte hai wo jaanbujhker phone nhi utha rhe hai”.

Ye “NAHANA” bhi apni samajh se bahar hai..!
Jis shabd me hi aage “N” hai or pichhe “NA” hai…
To bich me duniya “HA” karane per kyon tuli hai..?

Khauf to humara unse puchho..
Jo apni Girlfriend ko kehta hai.
Ise block ker de

Kuchh log raat ko itne sad quotes,
Stories me post karte hai jaise,
Dinner me bhi dhokha kha kar aaye hai

Someone:- My mom against “Inter-cast marriage”
Lekin mammy ko Jodha-Akbar serial bhi bahut pasand hai.
“AISA KAISE CHALEGA MAMMY”

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