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Santa Banta Jokes

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya.
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola: Oye Baag Jaldi Se.
Santa: Main Kyun Bhaagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai


Santa Apne Bête Pappu Ko Facebook Per Samay Barbad Kerne Se Kafi Pareshan Tha,
Lekin Kabhi Kuchh Nahi Kehta Tha,
Ek Din Usse Rha Nahi Gya Or Wo,
Apne Bête Ke Pass Jake Bola,
Santa – Beta Chhod De Ye Facebook,
Ye Tujhe Roti Nahi Dene Wali..!
Pappu – Haa Papa ! Mujhe Pata Hai Ye Mujhe Roti Nahi Dene Wali,
Lekin Roti Banane Wali To De Sakti Hai…


Ek Baar Banta Ko Zor-Zor Se Rota Dekh,
Santa Ne Usse Puchha Kya Hua Kyo Roo Rhe Ho,
Banta – Mere Padosi Ramu Ki Hathi Mar Gai Hai,
Santa – Too Tum Kyo Roo Rhe Hoo, Kya Tum Uss Hathi Se Pyar Kerte The,
Banta – Nahi..
Santa – Fir Kyo Roo Rha Hai Pagal..
Banta – Uss Hati Ki Kabar Khodne Ka Kaam Mujhe Mila Hua Hai….


Satna – Pyar Kerna Padta Hai Ya Hoo Jata Hai..?
Banta – Ye To Situation Pe Depend Kerta Hai,,
Santa – Wo Kaise..?
Banta – Ladki Agar Sunder Ho Ot Scooty Pe Ho To Pyar Hoo Jata Hai,
Or Ladki Agar Badsurat Ho Or Mercedes Me Ho To Kerna Padta Hai…


Santa Samose Ko Tod Ke Uske Ander Ka Masala Hi Kha Rha Tha Bass,
Banta – Are Tuu Pura Samosa Kyo Nahi Kha Rha Hai..?
Santa – Yaar Mai Bimar Hu, Docter Ne Bahar Ki,
Chize Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai Mujhe…


Santa Car Dho Rha Tha Tabhi, Bagal Se Banta Guzra…
Banta – Car Dho Rhe Hoo ..?
Santa – Nhi Car Ko Pani De Rha Hu,
Kya Pata Badi Hoke Bus Ban Jaye…


Santa Pajama Ka Nada Laga Rha Tha Tabhi Banta Aa Gya,
Banta – Mai Tujhse Urdu Me Sawal Krunga Jiska ,
Tujhe Urdu Me Hi Jawab Dena Hoga
Santa – Tik Hai,,
Banta – Gustakhi Maaf Ho Janab,
Aap Kya Ker Rhe Hai,,
Santa – Izzat Ki Dor Ko Uljhano Ki Jakad Aur,
Kashmakash Se Azad Ker Rha Hu..
Banta – Matlab..?
Santa – Are Gadhe, Nada Sujha Rah Hu…

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