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Best Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ped Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..
Banta – Kya Hua Tumhe..?
Santa – Kuchh Nhi Sir Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai,
Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaye..


Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue The..!
Banta – Tere Hoth Ko Kya Hua..?
Santa – Kuchh Nahi Biwi To Railway Station Chhodne Gya Tha,
Or Khushi Ke Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Hi Chum Liya…


Santa Or Banta Sharab Ke Nashe Me Dhutt Hoke,
Rail Ki Patariyoon Ke Bich Me Chal Rhe The,
Santa – Aaj Tak Maine Itni Jyada Sidhiyoon Pe Kabhi Nahi Chadha…
Banta – Are Sidhiyaan To Tik Hai Lekin, Hath Se Pakadne Wala,
Railing Kitna Niche Diya Hai..


Hospital Ki Nurse – Mubarak Ho Apke Ghar Ladka Hua Hai..
Santa – Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Yha Hospital Me Hai,
Or Ladka Ghar Per Paida Hua Hai…


Banta – Tumhare Kitne Bachhe Hai..?
Santa – 18..!
Banta – Itne Sare Bachhe Kaise..?
Santa – Ha Wo Maine Apne Sasur Ko Wada Kiya Tha.
Ki Apki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakhunga..


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