Santa Banta Jokes – Smstalk, 250+ Best of Santa Banta jokes

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Best Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor – Apki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Chuki Hai..
Santa- Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Fir Anshu Poch Ke Puchha,
Kitne Number Se…


Santa – Yaar Kal Maine Dariya Me Dubte Hue Admi Ko Bahr Niakala,
Banta – Fir Kya Hua..?
Santa – Fir Maine Use Wapas Dariya Me Fek Diya.
Banta – Kyo…?
Santa – Are Tune Wo Kahawat Nahi Suni..
Ki Neki Ker Or Dariya Me Daal…


Santa Ka Sir Fat Gya Tha..
Banta – Yaar Ye Kaise Ho Gaya..
Santa – Yaar Kal Mai Chappal Se Pathar Tod Rha Tha…
Banta – Fir..?
Santa – Ek Admi Aya Or Bola-
Kabhi Khopdi Bhi Istemaal Ker Liya Kro….


Santa – Jab Mai Chhota Tha To Ek Baar,
Kutumb Minar Se Gir Gaya Tha…
Banta – Achha..! Toh Fir Mar Gaya Ya Bach Gya..
Santa – Mujhe Kya Yaad Pagal,
Mai Tab Chhota Than Na…


Raat Ko 3 Baje Santa Ka Phone Baja..
Hello..! Yaha Fatima Mehfooz Rehti Hai Kya..
Santa – Are Pagli Itni Raat Ko Agar Fatima Mere Sath Hoti,
To Wo Mehfooz Rehti Kya..


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