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Best Santa Banta Jokes

Santa – Ek Baar Mai Bathroom Me Susu Kerne Gya Tha,
To Waha Sher Tha…
Banta – Fir Kya Hua..
Santa – Fir Kya Hona Tha Maine Sher Ko Bola,
Aap Hi Ker Lo, Mera To Apko Dekh Ke Hi Nikal Gya


Santa – Yaar Mai Apne Gharwaloo Se Bahut Pareshan Hun,,
Banta – Kyo Kya Hua..?
Santa – Unhe Ghadi Me Time Dekhne Nahi Ata..
Subah-Subah Mujhe Utha Dete Hai Or Kehte Hai,,
Uth Jaa Dekh Jra Kitna Time Hoo Gya…


Santa – Bata Jail Ko ‘Hawalaat’ Kyo Kehte Hai..
Banta – Simple Hai Yaar Kyoki-
Waha Sirf ‘Hwa’ Or ‘Laat’ Khane Ko Milti Hai


Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.


Santa Underwear khareedne gaya…
Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.
Price sunkar Santa bola
“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye

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